Thursday, November 24, 2005

A better alternative


Back on the soapbox. Turkey. Squalid crush farming in boxes to produce mutated large breasted freaks of nature. Turkey.

Diestel Farms, a Northern California producer has a better idea. In the age of bantered hyperbole such as 'free range', organic, and the like.......their birds actually are.

Their birds are rased literally in pasture, outside. Shelter and food is provided, but the birds have the option of grazing and roosting. The picture on the left is a photo taken from Diestel's web site, showing a simple bunch of birds hanging out under a tree. Notice the lack of cramped cages and filth.

If you choose to eat turkey, do yourself a favor. Obtain a license and hunt, or consider Diestel.
They're the real thing.

....stepping off the soapbox now

Happy Turkey Day

Unless you really own yourself, you're just a pawn in somebody else's game.

Tennessee Ernie Ford nailed it 50 years ago: "I owe my soul to the company store."

Could it be the most profound line in American history? In world history?

We sold our souls for the trinkets - the best wine, women and song. And while we were out capturing jewels, our most valuable possessions - the kids - ran off with their peers, got mixed in with the masses and got chewed up in our scams. Chickens roosting. We kill our children and deny we do it.

We let our kids go out to play, knowing the land had been poisoned by our inattention to the important things.

Now we raise our kids to be killed for lies, and squirm in the dark chasms beneath our pillows, dreaming the bills have come due. They have.

When people don't earn what they get, and don't get what they earn, a sickness develops, a corruption. Our society is set up so the middlemen get all the money. They don't earn their money, they steal it from others who do. But this is how the society has developed, and the entire human species has turned into a culture of parasites feeding on themselves, destroying the very conditions that sustain their lives with the deluded pretense of gathering "wealth."

That makes it difficult to appeal to their sense of reason, because their reason is to rape and plunder and not get caught.

The guy who said, "Crime doesn't pay," was a crook, because crime most definitely does pay, because it runs the whole world, and the best criminals - sociopaths posing as political leaders - often wind up running governments.

Everybody does only what they can do. Everybody tries to be as honest as they can. When you have to be slightly dishonest, or change the debate in order to cover up something you want to hide, you need to look at the thing you don't want everybody else to know, and understand how it poisons your life.

Are you happy profiting from someone else's misery? A majority of us are.

And that's where we are right now. That's the real war.

The real war presents the task of seeing what is real and what is not. At present the world pretends the freedom-loving American government is fighting terror all over the world. Precious few people understand that the freedom-loving American government has actually created the terror it pretends to fight, by combining with the subterranean intelligence agencies with its allies in corporate crime, Britain and Israel, to foment conflict in regions it wishes to further subjugate. That's why they hire all those mercenaries.

Iraq is the classic example, as renegade Mossad hit squads roam the country bombing Muslim faithfuls and beheading their own superfluous gophers. And already reports of Mossad operatives in the Caribbean islands portend new war against Venezuela, whose leader calls the American president a killer psycho, and all intelligent humans have to agree with him.

For many, the real war is about coping with the death of your child, blown to bits by his own countrymen posing as Arab crazies called al-Qaeda. GET THIS STRAIGHT! Al-Qaida was created by Cheney and Rumsfeld for use as designated enemies to serve in their demonic plans to blow up those buildings in Oklahoma City and New York City. You only have to read any regular newspaper to know that, if you have a brain.

But for absolutely everyone, the real war is about personal mortality, and WHY we do WHAT we do.

I learned once that the Tibetan Book of the Dead is really a book about life, and that we are not prevented from learning all there is to know about possible multiple lives right now in this one, compacting all our possible lives into this one, and living everything we could possibly be right now. This is precisely the kind of attention our world needs right now.

We need to see through the delusions, and distinguish the superfluous human games from the genuine requirements of life, the necessary survival strategies for somewhat intelligent animals living on a garden planet.

By that I mean we need to see the difference between paving paradise for parking lots and feeling the exhilarating energy in food that you take through its cycle from the ground to your mouth. Then you get some idea of who you really are.

Otherwise, as I said at the top, you're just a pawn in somebody else's game. And if you keep doing it, without ever realizing who the hell you actually COULD be, the species will go extinct, made forever inept and superfluous because of its inability to transcend its own self-constructed delusions.

Otherwise, when you go into that room with Ma'at and the Feather of Truth (or whichever other mythological metaphor you choose to accompany you on your final journey on this planet), you may never realize what the stakes really are, or why you ever lived at all.

And that's not only a bad thing for everyone and every thing, it's precisely the reason why the world we pretend to love in is the condition it's in right now.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

I'm right and I can prove it

You know, 152% of arguments can be won by quoting random statistics
64 % of all statistics are made up on the spot
Statistics are a bunch of BS, social science teaches you that.
Statistics make me right

So there

Friday

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

csms

And, when she shall go, take her and cut her out in little stars, then she will make the face of Heaven so fine That all the world will be in love with the night...

Monday, November 21, 2005

I love Coffee

Gozer and Zuul, or Damn, time for Ghostbusters!

Gozer the Traveller will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii the Traveller came as a very large and moving Torb. Then of course in the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new form for him, that of a Sloar. Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you.

And so it goes.

Uncle!

Okay, I'm starting to wonder. Was I supposed to like, uhh, die or something this fall? The signs are all there. I'm still here too. I'm thinking that may be some sort of problem.

I've never been plagued by 'aches and pains', never. Really. For the last 3 weeks, I've not been able to lift myself from bed without severe and numbing pain from some part of my body.

I was diagnosed by some quack some years back as having degen osteo arthritis in both arms. This was most likely from repeated impacts from cycling. Cycling, the non impact sport. I would wake up with such severe pain that it would take 45 sec. to a minute to straighten and workout my arms from sleeping. It was from spending 4-5 hours on a bike, most every day.

That said, that was 7 years ago. I don't spend but 4-5 hours a week on a bike now. Of course, I've noticed it is much more 'fun' to blast down narrow trails at 30+mph threading between trees, branches, rocks, and everything else. It's mountain biking. Such the relaxing sport after all those years on the boring roads.

Now, it's different. It's personal. It started with numbing pain in both elbows again. Different this time. It doesn't 'work itself out' after a bit. Its there all day. Then the neck. I'd like to use the phrase, 'some days', but in fact, all the time, there is a tearing pain on one side of the neck or the other, sleeping makes it worse. Then I tripped and fell. Just slightly, but for the first time ever since the surgery....actually hurt my knee. So very painful now as I write this, I cannot stand up from my desk and walk. I must 'work it out' to move without a severe limp. Then my back. I've never had any kind of back pain. Now my lower back is severely tweaked. I cannot stand up and walk, or sit, or sleep, or do much anything. It friggin hurts bad. It's an injury as opposed to something degen. I don't know what it came from however. Then I decided to run into a table corner squarely with the middle of my quadricep. I saw stars, but the pain went away in about an hour. About an hour and 5 minutes after doing it.....I did it again, on the same table, only harder. I got some weird deep muscle injury that made my leg bruise far away from the injury. On day last week I woke up and noticed both knees were severely bruised. (in all fairness, Jill may be beating me up in my sleep...she does want my Jeep and all) I now have some sort of hard grape sized permanent lump in my quad......just to match the weird permanent lump in my lower other leg. That courtesy of doing my best to snap the tibia with a 2X4 while loading a pickup truck for a dump run.
Which brings me to today. Last nite actually. I thought it a good idea to cook ethnic. Chinese! Nothing better than 'burning guy fried pig', or my personal favorite 'fried guy rice'. I sampled both. I had a large fire in a wok on the BBQ grill. I fortunately put on a heavy outdoor bbq mitt before moving the wok. I even had a huge copper tub, filled with wet sand, just for fire emergencies! Not really, it's a kinda outdoor firepit, but hey, whatever. Problem was the flames did a number on my arm. I have a golf ball sized 3rd degree, and a tennis ball area of 2nd degree, and numerous patches of 1st degree burns on and about my right arm.

Drug therapy! Nothing beats injuries like drugs! I remember (vaguely) Jill offering me a drink of cold wine. I politely downed the glass, and asked for another. She brought the 2nd with a Valium! I wasn't aware I was able to quaff wine. I actually tried it once and choked. Had no such troubles last nite! I do remember standing there knowing it was about to start hurting like a muthah farker, so why not self-medicate, and quickly. I went to bed in a little pain, but not too bad. I musta drunk almost an entire bottle of wine by myself, so the head was worse than the injuries in the morning.
Now, it's 3 pm and it's starting to hurt.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005


No, really!
Pix by Piffle

Monday, November 14, 2005

Fritz you magnificent Bastard...I read your book

Fritz likes girls. This is a good thing of course, but until tested, one never knows. He strutted his stuff for Jill yesterday. All 48 horsepower, 1600cc of Fritz stood up and was counted when it mattered most.
The Evil Oak died a martyrs death late yesterday afternoon. The naked hippies were nowhere to be seen. Oh, she was quite the bitch. It wasn't the orange pike thing with the pointy teeth. It was the hangman's noose tied around it's trunk, and secured to the front of Fritz.
It was a sight to be seen. A maniacally grinning blonde behind the wheel of a VW bus, with a length of rope.
Shoulda figured as much. She's Polish. The Poles are natural born tree killers. Look it up. In 1942, Hitler's legions had overun Western Russia. A free Polish division from Grodzonoy was able to halt the Weirmachts advance in the Brier Valley by.........felling trees. No sense in wasting cannon fire on Panzer tanks. The Germans had but one way through the valley with their tanks. Poles used their few remaining artillery rounds explosives to take down hundreds of Jack pines. All that timber blocked even tanks from going over. With their stalled armor offensive, the German division was decimated by combined Polish and Russian infantry. The felled lumber so dense that the tanks couldn't turn their turrets to bear on the oncoming infantry.
At least that's what I want to believe. In the end it took a girl and a VW bus.
'Course, Billie Rae showed up 'minutes' after the deed. "That trees down." "Yawwrp" Even Nadine had to chime in...."that sure left a mess"
If nothing else, I'm comforted by knowing that keener, more astitute, observers of nature simply do not exist. Well, perhaps one.
Chloe. She showed up minutes later. She walked onto the deck and sat knowingly where minutes before a 5000 pound chunk of wood was poised. Not to worry, it obviously wasn't there any longer, but.....did I have to make so much damn noise?

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Touchdown 1313Z !!!



I am so going home now.nnn

Turning final now....

Spin 'Em !

Heathrow is friggin stacked, low ceilings, ATC spun him in hold for 4 turns. Coming out now...
Londons crap:

TAF EGLL 101027Z 101812 23010KT 9999 SCT014 BKN025 TEMPO 1803 8000 -RADZ TEMPO 1808 BKN014 BECMG 0810 24015G25KT=
EGLL 101211Z 101322 23012KT 9999 SCT013 BKN020 TEMPO 1322 BKN013 PROB30 TEMPO 1322 8000 -RADZ=
EGLL 101050Z 23012KT 9999 OVC013 13/11 Q1029= EGLL 100550Z 21010KT CAVOK 09/06 Q1029= EGLL 100450Z 21009KT CAVOK 08/05 Q1029=
END 0005 WEATHER/NOTAM REPORTS 000 GRAPHIC 005 NON-GRAPHIC 000 NOTAM
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holding at OCK Ockham VOR London...3 turns so far
Pix by Piffle

Just a few miles outside of London now...


Almost there...
Pix by Piffle

Loud cheering over here. We've just run an airplane THIRTEEN THOUSAND MILES !, Oh, and uhh, Kiss my fat dispatcher's ass AirBus!

The Lovely Capt. D is over the Irish Coast, just past EINN *Shannon* Soon to sleep

For the love of God, please let it run out of fuel...

It's still flying. Still. Even still. It's 2:03 am, and I've been here for 26 hours.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Ask Tim


Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth


Pix by Piffle

Triple 7 World Record Flight

Burning the midnite oil up here at the unnamed aviation company. The legendary vicious Chicken of Bristol is airborne! After several paranoid delusional bouts, Capt. D saw it my way. She flogged me greatly in the process however. Save the 4hrs and 20 mins. I went home, I'll be here for 31 hours to see the flight through.

My fav are some of the aviation sites read
http://www.airliners.net/discussions/general_aviation/read.main/2427305/

are arguing eloquently over the routes and why. They're all wrong. I did the routes, so I know. Neener neener neener!

Airplane dorks vex me greatly. They're similar to Trekkies. Err, uhh, I mean the PC, Trekers.
Arguing over the minor details (I can't spell minutia) and bragging their knowledge to fellow dorks.

At least the thing didn't asplode on takeoff. It is carrying almost a half million pounds of jet fuel.
I'd post a picture but I'm really tired and can't remember the password .

Friday, November 04, 2005


3 Pink Fuzzy Bike Seats!
Pix by Piffle

2 Pink Fuzzy Bike Seats
Pix by Piffle

1 Pink Fuzzy Bike Seat
Pix by Piffle

Sudden Oak Death gives me a warm fuzzy. That deserves 3 Pink Fuzzy Seats!

Happier words have not been written...

"Join us as we discuss worldwide impacts of Sudden Oak Death, scientific challenges to detection, survey and monitoring of the disease, commercial industry and public community impacts and management solutions to slow the spread of the disease and prevent new introductions"

Join? Hell, sign me up to be a card carryin' member!

Bring it on
Pix by Piffle

Sudden Oak Death Yummy!


The Guardians of Wood
Pix by Piffle

There are naked Hippies with machine guns guarding the fucking oak tree

Nobody believes me. That tree is still there. It's not only dirty, it's EVIL. It taunts me often now.
This morning I sharpened my orange tree killing thingy. I went outside...only to find that the evil tree had summoned up demons from Hell.
Naked Hippies with Machine Guns
They were guarding the tree.
Don't scare me none.
I'm stocking up on 7.62mm armour piercing ammo and Thorizine

Bigfoot.....always watching FDLF


He's still out there........waiting ...
Pix by Harry Henderson

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What time is it?.....It's Crankster Time !

Billie Rae and Nadine are saddlin' up the Dodge and heading south for warmer climes. What should be an unobtrusive, if even noticed event is actually akin to a giant flashing blue light special. The white trailer is gone! It's an internationally recognized sign among mouth breathers everywhere.
What it means can be reduced to simple, easy to understand crankster terms:
Mommy's gone, it's okay to be bad!
Cranksters everywhere on the mountain breathe a sigh of relief as their 'visit' can now last several minutes instead of the previously required 'mere seconds'
All in all, it is panning out to be a banner weekend for ScuttBoy. He's no doubt getting out the blue coveralls, and gassin' up the weed-whacker........giddy with anticipation when he hears the truck rumble up the hill late Sunday. That's true crankster time! Time to dash heroically to the side yard, multiple trimming/'handyman' sundries adorned on his 'work' belt. There to be SEEN working! Working! Singlehandedly keeping the foxtail and urbania in check, as Mommy and Daddy pull into the driveway. Brave, proud, dutiful ScuttBoy! So 'handy' to have around. Mommy will be so very proud.
But alas, that time is not here. Mommy and Daddy will be away for a couple of days. Days that will find ScuttBoy safely ensconed in his darkened mountain hideaway. Afraid of the light. Relegated to sneaking about in the dark where he believes he isn't seen. His world is crumbling slowly. The mean neighbors make 'rude' comments to his only friends. They seem to imply (in front of him no less) that he, ScuttBoy isn't the 'Master RanchHand' he's made himself out to be.
Will it ever end?

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Shiny Happy People !

Business is doomed. I've just had the pleasure (I'm sure) of meeting our newest account manager for Perkiness!, Perfect Teeth !, and "I saw an airplane once so I must be qualified for this job". I'll call her Brittnae'. Queen of Pert and Perk. Ah hell, the PP Queen'. That's better.

It was a typical business 'get acquainted with other depts. although my mind is much to vacuous to possibly comprehend anything you've said, so I'll just stand here and agree, smile a lot, and generally act 'perky', 'cause that's what got me the job in the first place', meeting.

An entire hour wasted out of my life that could've been better spent surfing Albanian web sites for midget porn.
At least the other girls in the office had the good grace to roll their eyes at her when her attention was focused elsewhere. (read shiny objects)

ME- "this program will calculate outside air temperature in isobars with a +- deviation of 2%''

PP- "OHmyGawd! that's so cool!"

ME- "uh huh"

PP- "I LOVE the way the colors stand out on the screen !!!!!''

ME-"that's a potted plant, a poinsietta, not a computer screen"

PP- "??!@?"

PP-"you mean you GROW those here ?"

ME- ''computer screens? Yes, we have a nursery downstairs, hydroponics, UV lights, the works"

PP- "OHmyGAWD !!! That's so COOL!!"

ME- "Do you have a computer screen in your office in Denver?"

PP- "Oh yes, but it doesn't look like those!"

ME- "you prolly don't water it enough"

PP- "'Really?"

ME- "Yes, now I'm afraid I'm short on time and .....oh.. look!....here comes your elevator"

PP- "I'm going to take all this wonderful information back to our home office, thank you so much!"

ME- "I'm sure you will

ME- "bby"
!

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Ghost Rats !!!

My house is haunted. By ghosts, and rats. Or rats and ghosts. Or maybe......Ghost Rats.
Ghost rats are problems a lot of folks have after they've had a rat. You see, you evidentually nail the rat, but you're never quite sure if there are more. Ghost Rats !!!

It mattered not that she was in bed almost asleep. I heard a noise. Not just any noise, but a very definite rat-like noise. My mind went to the hoards of filthy beady eyed rodents hiding out in every cabinet, behind every door, under the bed, and most of all....behind the wine cooler.

The signs were there.....the noise, the swinging phone cord...but no rat.
Bastards.
My new infrared spectrum scope arrives next week. Now I'll be able to hunt rats on several dimensional planes at once.
Life is good.

Aviashun is dum

Payback's a biatch !

As I work for a major aviation company (who has seen fit to give away most of our products to the competition) I sometimes get the opportunity to practice 'customer service'. It's a good thing too as what with all those PC seminars and videos we've had to take. The majority dealing with 'customer service'.
One of our competitors called me just now. By accident. Seems they are having a problem with some of their customers who are having issues with some aviation matters.
It may be a fine line (it's not), but we don't sell a product. We sell a service. This competitor does the exact same service, but......using a product of ours to do it. Did I mention we don't sell products? We don't. We gave it to them. Didn't think anyone would have the gall to use it to compete with us.
Silly us.
So he calls, very worried. Seems they are about to lose an important customer because of some technical issues. He called me for help.
I'm not involved in customer service, or solving issues for clients. But in this case, I was more than glad to help.
Sometimes voicemail hell has it's place. As it is employed here, honed to a fine art, I saw no reason not to employ it here.

Day 4...

Day 4, and no major injuries. Managed to get in a 1.5 hr ride yesterday. I didn't fall down. This is good.

Otherwise, it's still there. It's wounded, but hasn't conceded defeat. There is a 9 inch cut about 3 inches deep on the largest part of the branch. It's hurting for sure. Maybe tomorrow?