Shiny Happy People !

Business is doomed. I've just had the pleasure (I'm sure) of meeting our newest account manager for Perkiness!, Perfect Teeth !, and "I saw an airplane once so I must be qualified for this job". I'll call her Brittnae'. Queen of Pert and Perk. Ah hell, the PP Queen'. That's better.

It was a typical business 'get acquainted with other depts. although my mind is much to vacuous to possibly comprehend anything you've said, so I'll just stand here and agree, smile a lot, and generally act 'perky', 'cause that's what got me the job in the first place', meeting.

An entire hour wasted out of my life that could've been better spent surfing Albanian web sites for midget porn.
At least the other girls in the office had the good grace to roll their eyes at her when her attention was focused elsewhere. (read shiny objects)

ME- "this program will calculate outside air temperature in isobars with a +- deviation of 2%''

PP- "OHmyGawd! that's so cool!"

ME- "uh huh"

PP- "I LOVE the way the colors stand out on the screen !!!!!''

ME-"that's a potted plant, a poinsietta, not a computer screen"

PP- "??!@?"

PP-"you mean you GROW those here ?"

ME- ''computer screens? Yes, we have a nursery downstairs, hydroponics, UV lights, the works"

PP- "OHmyGAWD !!! That's so COOL!!"

ME- "Do you have a computer screen in your office in Denver?"

PP- "Oh yes, but it doesn't look like those!"

ME- "you prolly don't water it enough"

PP- "'Really?"

ME- "Yes, now I'm afraid I'm short on time and .....oh.. look!....here comes your elevator"

PP- "I'm going to take all this wonderful information back to our home office, thank you so much!"

ME- "I'm sure you will

ME- "bby"
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