PrettyPoodle

Back off boys!

Monday Tease

Due to overwhelming response, I've decided to charm my viewers with a small snippet of Her Poodleness', the Magganator, Ninja Poodle !

5 reasons why you should fear Maggie

1. Ninja Poodles 4 Klaw Grasp of Death! 'Nuff said

2. Poodles know what you're thinking...........so stop it now!

3. Poodles were essential in saving Apollo XIII. A small Toy Poodle, 'Trinkets' , came up with the idea of using the LEM's oxygen supply to suppliment the command module's remaining air. You can look it up.

4. You don't walk Poodles. Poodles simply allow you to tag along. They're most comfortable when you're 3-4 paces behind them. They'll often make you hold onto a strap they've attached to their collar or harness, so's how you don't go off and get your dumb ass run over.

5. See #1 above. Most Poodles are experts in at least 2 martial arts, and extremely proficient in 3-4 other disciplines such as small arms, escape and evasion, heavy calibre weapons, and stand off tactical nuclear technology.

Be very afraid

Fortunately, she came with instructions....

Meet Maggie....She is the Destroyer of Worlds

Living in such a remote area as I do, I used to think it'd be a good idea to get a guard dog. Something not too big, but still able to protect the property from the various deer, pigs, turkeys, cranksters, and general rif-raf that makes the occasional appearance.
After careful consideration, I've acquired a new dog.

Meet Maggie. 2.4 lbs of Toy Poodle ferocious'ness'nes. Go ahead and say it. ferocious'ness'ness. Don't be messing with Maggie. Poodles may be small, but they can tear the sock clean off a man's foot.
Besides, she's only 9 weeks old. She'll get bigger. Most likely DOUBLE her body weight.
Scared? Well are you......punk?
You should be
She's a special breed. One of the new 'Anti-French Poodles'
Jean Michel, you should be sore afraid...........

Just sayin', that's all

Fucking French piss me off. They're all so very ghey

Ohhh, btw. The FLOYD is on his way to being cleared from the 'discrepancies' sp. touted forth by the WADA UCI, and of course, the French.
Thanks for the smearjob Pierre.

I was going to write more, but now I'm really, really pissed off at the French again.
I'm off to take my blood pressure medicine.