Fritz you magnificent Bastard...I read your book
Fritz likes girls. This is a good thing of course, but until tested, one never knows. He strutted his stuff for Jill yesterday. All 48 horsepower, 1600cc of Fritz stood up and was counted when it mattered most.
The Evil Oak died a martyrs death late yesterday afternoon. The naked hippies were nowhere to be seen. Oh, she was quite the bitch. It wasn't the orange pike thing with the pointy teeth. It was the hangman's noose tied around it's trunk, and secured to the front of Fritz.
It was a sight to be seen. A maniacally grinning blonde behind the wheel of a VW bus, with a length of rope.
Shoulda figured as much. She's Polish. The Poles are natural born tree killers. Look it up. In 1942, Hitler's legions had overun Western Russia. A free Polish division from Grodzonoy was able to halt the Weirmachts advance in the Brier Valley by.........felling trees. No sense in wasting cannon fire on Panzer tanks. The Germans had but one way through the valley with their tanks. Poles used their few remaining artillery rounds explosives to take down hundreds of Jack pines. All that timber blocked even tanks from going over. With their stalled armor offensive, the German division was decimated by combined Polish and Russian infantry. The felled lumber so dense that the tanks couldn't turn their turrets to bear on the oncoming infantry.
At least that's what I want to believe. In the end it took a girl and a VW bus.
'Course, Billie Rae showed up 'minutes' after the deed. "That trees down." "Yawwrp" Even Nadine had to chime in...."that sure left a mess"
If nothing else, I'm comforted by knowing that keener, more astitute, observers of nature simply do not exist. Well, perhaps one.
Chloe. She showed up minutes later. She walked onto the deck and sat knowingly where minutes before a 5000 pound chunk of wood was poised. Not to worry, it obviously wasn't there any longer, but.....did I have to make so much damn noise?
The Evil Oak died a martyrs death late yesterday afternoon. The naked hippies were nowhere to be seen. Oh, she was quite the bitch. It wasn't the orange pike thing with the pointy teeth. It was the hangman's noose tied around it's trunk, and secured to the front of Fritz.
It was a sight to be seen. A maniacally grinning blonde behind the wheel of a VW bus, with a length of rope.
Shoulda figured as much. She's Polish. The Poles are natural born tree killers. Look it up. In 1942, Hitler's legions had overun Western Russia. A free Polish division from Grodzonoy was able to halt the Weirmachts advance in the Brier Valley by.........felling trees. No sense in wasting cannon fire on Panzer tanks. The Germans had but one way through the valley with their tanks. Poles used their few remaining artillery rounds explosives to take down hundreds of Jack pines. All that timber blocked even tanks from going over. With their stalled armor offensive, the German division was decimated by combined Polish and Russian infantry. The felled lumber so dense that the tanks couldn't turn their turrets to bear on the oncoming infantry.
At least that's what I want to believe. In the end it took a girl and a VW bus.
'Course, Billie Rae showed up 'minutes' after the deed. "That trees down." "Yawwrp" Even Nadine had to chime in...."that sure left a mess"
If nothing else, I'm comforted by knowing that keener, more astitute, observers of nature simply do not exist. Well, perhaps one.
Chloe. She showed up minutes later. She walked onto the deck and sat knowingly where minutes before a 5000 pound chunk of wood was poised. Not to worry, it obviously wasn't there any longer, but.....did I have to make so much damn noise?
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