Ghost Rats !!!

My house is haunted. By ghosts, and rats. Or rats and ghosts. Or maybe......Ghost Rats.
Ghost rats are problems a lot of folks have after they've had a rat. You see, you evidentually nail the rat, but you're never quite sure if there are more. Ghost Rats !!!

It mattered not that she was in bed almost asleep. I heard a noise. Not just any noise, but a very definite rat-like noise. My mind went to the hoards of filthy beady eyed rodents hiding out in every cabinet, behind every door, under the bed, and most of all....behind the wine cooler.

The signs were there.....the noise, the swinging phone cord...but no rat.
Bastards.
My new infrared spectrum scope arrives next week. Now I'll be able to hunt rats on several dimensional planes at once.
Life is good.