Tawny Hardtail...on Mission Peak
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I have a new email address!
You can now email me at: rt_taylor009@yahoo.co.in
Dear Sir,

With a very desperate need for assistance, I have summed up courage to
contact you. I am from (will disclose this later), presently working in
Iraq with an international organisation that I will also disclose
later, I found your contact particulars in an address journal. I am seeking
your assistance to evacuate the sum of (US$8.523 Million Dollars) Eight
Million five Hundred Thousand And Twenty Three Dollars to your country
or any other safe country of ! your choice, as far as I can be assured
that my share will be safe in your care untill I complete my service
here,this is no stolen money, and there are no dangers involved.
SOURCE OF MONEY:

Some money in various currencies was discovered concealed in barrels
with piles of weapons and ammunitions at a location near one of Saddam,s
old palaces during a rescue operation, and it was agreed by all party
present that the money be shared amongst us, this was quite an illegal
thing to do, but I tell you what? no compensation can make up for the
risks we have taken with our lives in this hell hole.
The above figure was given to me as my share, and to conceal this kind
of money became a problem for me, so with the help of a German contact
working here, and his office enjoys some immunity, I was able to get
the package out to a safe cation entirely out of trouble spot. He does
not kn! ow the real contents of the package, and believes that it belo! ngs
<>to an Asian/American who died in an air raid, and before giving up,
trusted me to hand over the package to his business associate. I have now
found a secured way of getting the package out to a safer country for
you to pick up, and will discuss this with you when I am sure that you
are willing to assist me.

One passionate appeal I will make to you is not to discuss this matter
with a third party, should you have reasons to reject this offer,
please destroy this mail as any leakage of this information will be too bad
for us.

I do not know for how long we will remain here, and I have survived 2
suicide bomb attacks by the special grace of God, this and other reasons
I will mention later has prompted me to reach out for help, I honestly
want this matter to be resolved immediately. Please contact me as
soon as possible

Regards,

robert taylor



- robert taylor


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Bob !!
How nice to hear that you are still alive! We've been wondering for all these months. Your mother is extremely displeased, since it's been so very long since you written her.
That sounds like quite the quandary. But, alas, I know what you mean. Belonged to an 'Asian American'.....say no more. You do know how they are, don't you? Always after the money. And need I mention their driving? Why, just the other day one of them 'cut me off' in rush hour traffic. The nerve!
Anyway, I'm glad to hear that you are doing well. I really don't think the money will be much of an issue. Obviously, the safest way would be to transport the barrels through Jeppestan, Eastern Turkey, north through Turkmenistan, then along the trade routes to the Caspian.
I'll arrange to have some Jeppestani locals meet you when you're north of the Euphrates. You can for the most part trust them, but be wary of local customs. Never comment on their hair. They're quite sensitive about it. Once you've made contact, you will travel west towards Turkey. Be careful of the roving bands of Turkmeni midgets. They've been known to descend on Jeep convoys and eat them down to the heavier engine/transaxel parts. Very scurrilous, those midgets.
Once you make it to Istanbul, you are to go directly to the 'Happy Houmous/Hookah bar and disco'. Once inside, walk up to the coffee bar (not the alcohol bar-it looks bad for a westerner to ask for liquor in a Moslem establishment) and ask for Saeed. When you are introduced to Saeed, look around nervously, and announce in a strong voice, " Did the Bishop with the midget in the purple box leave anything for me?" If he kills you on the spot, it means you didn't have the dialect quite correct, so be sure to practice. Saeed will set you up with transportation to LeHarve', and then by taxi to the Azores. In Las Palmas you are going to have to hire a boat to take you to Nassau.
Much luck to you Bob. Contact me at the Jeppestan Embassy once in Nassau. I have further instructions for you then.
Bafalonious P Piffle