Meet Maggie....She is the Destroyer of Worlds

Living in such a remote area as I do, I used to think it'd be a good idea to get a guard dog. Something not too big, but still able to protect the property from the various deer, pigs, turkeys, cranksters, and general rif-raf that makes the occasional appearance.
After careful consideration, I've acquired a new dog.

Meet Maggie. 2.4 lbs of Toy Poodle ferocious'ness'nes. Go ahead and say it. ferocious'ness'ness. Don't be messing with Maggie. Poodles may be small, but they can tear the sock clean off a man's foot.
Besides, she's only 9 weeks old. She'll get bigger. Most likely DOUBLE her body weight.
Scared? Well are you......punk?
You should be
She's a special breed. One of the new 'Anti-French Poodles'
Jean Michel, you should be sore afraid...........

Just sayin', that's all