5 reasons why you should fear Maggie

1. Ninja Poodles 4 Klaw Grasp of Death! 'Nuff said

2. Poodles know what you're thinking...........so stop it now!

3. Poodles were essential in saving Apollo XIII. A small Toy Poodle, 'Trinkets' , came up with the idea of using the LEM's oxygen supply to suppliment the command module's remaining air. You can look it up.

4. You don't walk Poodles. Poodles simply allow you to tag along. They're most comfortable when you're 3-4 paces behind them. They'll often make you hold onto a strap they've attached to their collar or harness, so's how you don't go off and get your dumb ass run over.

5. See #1 above. Most Poodles are experts in at least 2 martial arts, and extremely proficient in 3-4 other disciplines such as small arms, escape and evasion, heavy calibre weapons, and stand off tactical nuclear technology.

Be very afraid