Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Hello God? It's me RJS, please kill me now

Raymond J and Reid are currently waxing fillosofikal over at Andy's site. It's a humdinger of a yawner:

RJS: It's true the phantom harmonics of diatonic scales were first used by early neopaleolithic hunter gathers in their ever expanding quest to kill more buffalo. My mother also made me dress as a Lithuanian prostitute until I was 16.

Reid: Raymond, that's so much rubbish. (rubbish: snotty psuedo 'east end' phrase for shit) Here at the hallowed halls of YALE !!! Did I mention that I live near YALE!!!!!. It is well known that master Uncle Kikowakawakaleleu'ulululu'ululupa'awikiwiki (born Beto Hernandez) told me and my lovely that the phantom harmonics can only be replicated by an 11 string guitar, with the steel of the strings coming from Ukranian tin mines, where the primary smelting was done by Estonian midgets wearing leiderhosen on Thursdays. The ones manufactured on Wednesdays are just rubbish !!

Etc ad naseaum

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