Google Desktop is God

Took all of 2 seconds!!! Used 2 words, it was the 1st response. I'm impressed...


You buy your crutches instead of renting

You see nothing wrong with discussing the connection between hydration and urine color

You have stopped even trying to explain to your spouse why you need two bikes...you just go buy another one and figure it will all work out in the divorce settlement.

You no longer require a hankie to blow your nose.

Despite all that winter fat you put on, you'll skim weight by buying titanium components.

When driving, you yell "On Your Left!" on passing another car.

You yell "Hole!" when you see a pothole while driving your car.

Your bike has more miles on its computer then your car's odometer

Your bikes are worth more than your car.

You view crashes as an opportunity to upgrade components.

You clean your bike(s) more often then your car.

You regard inter-gender discussion of genital pain as normal