FLOYD !!!

Resurgent Landis wins Stage 17; Pereiro holds yellow

JULY 20 - American Floyd Landis (Phonak) chased down and destroyed an 11-man breakaway, then soloed away to win the 17th stage of the Tour de France Thursday in Morzine after 200.5km of racing on the final day in the Alps. Spain's Oscar Pereiro (Caisse d'Epargne-Illes Balears) retained the race lea...

....On the 7th day God rested. On the 8th day, the FLOYD woke God's bitch ass up and did spake: "Get you bitch ass in that kitchen and make me some pie!"

After 'losing' yesterdays lead, along with any hopes for a podium place, the Floyd singlehandedly bitchslap'ed the entire peloton and soloed to a win in the Tours hardest, most mountainous stage.

Choke on that Cyril.

Just sayin', that's all