You're in trouble and I'M TELLING MOM !!!

"I'm not supposed to talk to you" - Rufus Redfeather when confronted about the ownership of his vehicle.

Okay, mommy told him not to talk to the mean man. Don't want to make mommy angry. She might send me to my room. (uhhh....I think he spends days at a time there already)

Proud, dutiful ScutBoy.

Nothing can put any modicum of understanding on this last weekend. In light of that, I'll post the words to the new hit single.................Crankster Blues

-Woke up this morning - put some old boots on
-Stepped out on the deck and saw my toolset gone!

He's whackin' yes indeed he's whackin' whack whack whackin, weedwackin' all day long

-Got in my truck and I fired it up
-started to go but 2 tires were gone !

He's whackin' yes indeed he's whackin' whack whack whackin, weedwhackin' all day long
He's whack whack whackin' He got them crankster blues, he's whack whack whackin' Where the hell are my tools!?

-Well he's misunderstood, Everyone's tryin' to do him in
-when his heroin usin' showering friends decided to stop in

He's whackin' yes indeed he's whackin' whack whack whackin, weedwhackin' all day long
He's whack whack whackin' He got them crankster blues, he's whack whack whackin' Where the hell are my tools!?

-Well mommy and daddy will be home real soon
-better blackout and hide in my room
-Well he stays lock'd in his room for days at a time
-then soon as it's dark, makes a run for his ride

To go whackin' whack whack whack, weedwhackin' whackin' weedwhackin' weedwhackin' all night long......................