There's no Fucking Duck in Ohio.......just sayin', that's all

According to my ticket, 1673 miles, plus the additional mileage from San Jose to Phoenix. Have you ever been to Phoenix? I have. Today in fact. I know Arizona. I like Arizona, a lot.
Phoenix 'aint Arizona. Just sayin', that's all.

All the way to Columbus friggin Ohio. Yeah !!! home of the.....' insert nauseating midwestern reference here' . I've been here before. In worse times. January, and then again in Feburary. Not a nice place Ohio, in the winter.

Alas, there was one thing that made it tolerable. The Hilton in Columbus. For all the chain hotels of the world, this one does it right. Not the chain, (I've stayed in 3 Hilton's in the last 2 months), but the one at Easton in Columbus. They did it right, until today.

There is no fucking duck in Ohio, or to the point, at the Easton Hilton, in Columbus Ohio. There was last winter. I even took pictures.

Succulent medallions of rare Muscovey duck breast, lightly braised in Marsala wine, rosemary, and honey. Done to perfection and served with ...................something else. I really don't remember. I'd have to look at the pictures. It was worth coming back to Columbus for. When they changed our location from Hilton Head South Kackalackee to here, I consoled myself with the thoughts that at least I'd see my favorite hotel dish again.

It was not to be. Bastards. I hate Ohio.

Fuck Ohio.

Just sayin', that's all