Crankster test
General Crankster/Handyman Math proficiency Test
Name:__________________________
Gang:__________________________
1. Joe has an old truck, but only 3 wheels. Bob has 2 trucks, with a total of 8 wheels. How many wheels must Joe steal from Bob's truck(s) so that he can drive off before the landlord comes home?
2. Jose has 2 grams of meth and he sells an 1 gram to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the crank if he doesn't cut it? Bonus: If Jose only had 2 grams to begin with but just sold 3 grams---is Willie gonna come lookin' for him because Jose just sold the gram he was holding for Willie as partial payment for Bob's missing chainsaw?
3. If Rufus owns a bent shovel, but 'sells' it to Willie as sureity for the 2 grams of crank Willie fronted him, but Willie really needs a gasoline powered weed whacker for the day job he just procured, and 'sells' Rufus back the bent shovel, in exchange for the weed whacker (which he really, really needs today), then Rufus now 'owns' his bent shovel again. Is it really his, especially if he still owes Willie for the original 2 grams of crank?
4. Rufus RedFeather has 4 bundles of blue tarp, and 2 bundles of white tarp. How many add-ones can he make to his home if he needs to save 1 bundle of blue tarps for his friend Willie, whom he owes for the 2 bundles of white tarp and the assorted sticks and boards he delivered at 1am Tuesday?
5. Rufus has in the back of his truck: 1 garbage can lid, 3 pieces of wood, 1/2 roll of baling wire, various pieces of cardboard, and 2 5 gallon plastic containers. How many more various sundry items must Rufus collect to convince people that he's been out 'workin' on jobs' and stuff?
6. Raoul is in CJ for 6 months for selling meth. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of jail and how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent his money?
7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many cans of paint must Willie steal to complete the sign he is making for not having to pay part of his rent?
8. If a weed whacker will whack 7 metric feet of weeds in 5 minutes, how many days will it take the Crankster to whack 3 metric feet of weeds?
9. It's Sunday afternoon. You're really, really tore up. Willie can't make it over until 9:20pm. Things aren't going well. You faintly hear the far off rattle of a diesel engine churning its way up the hill. What is your best course of action:a. turn off all lights and pretend you're not homeb. immediately pull on hooded sweatshirt and make a dash for the truck.c. immediately pull on hooded sweatshirt and grab the weed whacker, run outside and put on a show of attempting to 'get the dang thing running again.
10. Rufus was arrested for dealing crack and his bail was set at $25,000. If he pays a bail bondsman 12% and returns to the reservation, how much money will he lose by jumping bail?
Name:__________________________
Gang:__________________________
1. Joe has an old truck, but only 3 wheels. Bob has 2 trucks, with a total of 8 wheels. How many wheels must Joe steal from Bob's truck(s) so that he can drive off before the landlord comes home?
2. Jose has 2 grams of meth and he sells an 1 gram to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the crank if he doesn't cut it? Bonus: If Jose only had 2 grams to begin with but just sold 3 grams---is Willie gonna come lookin' for him because Jose just sold the gram he was holding for Willie as partial payment for Bob's missing chainsaw?
3. If Rufus owns a bent shovel, but 'sells' it to Willie as sureity for the 2 grams of crank Willie fronted him, but Willie really needs a gasoline powered weed whacker for the day job he just procured, and 'sells' Rufus back the bent shovel, in exchange for the weed whacker (which he really, really needs today), then Rufus now 'owns' his bent shovel again. Is it really his, especially if he still owes Willie for the original 2 grams of crank?
4. Rufus RedFeather has 4 bundles of blue tarp, and 2 bundles of white tarp. How many add-ones can he make to his home if he needs to save 1 bundle of blue tarps for his friend Willie, whom he owes for the 2 bundles of white tarp and the assorted sticks and boards he delivered at 1am Tuesday?
5. Rufus has in the back of his truck: 1 garbage can lid, 3 pieces of wood, 1/2 roll of baling wire, various pieces of cardboard, and 2 5 gallon plastic containers. How many more various sundry items must Rufus collect to convince people that he's been out 'workin' on jobs' and stuff?
6. Raoul is in CJ for 6 months for selling meth. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of jail and how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent his money?
7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many cans of paint must Willie steal to complete the sign he is making for not having to pay part of his rent?
8. If a weed whacker will whack 7 metric feet of weeds in 5 minutes, how many days will it take the Crankster to whack 3 metric feet of weeds?
9. It's Sunday afternoon. You're really, really tore up. Willie can't make it over until 9:20pm. Things aren't going well. You faintly hear the far off rattle of a diesel engine churning its way up the hill. What is your best course of action:a. turn off all lights and pretend you're not homeb. immediately pull on hooded sweatshirt and make a dash for the truck.c. immediately pull on hooded sweatshirt and grab the weed whacker, run outside and put on a show of attempting to 'get the dang thing running again.
10. Rufus was arrested for dealing crack and his bail was set at $25,000. If he pays a bail bondsman 12% and returns to the reservation, how much money will he lose by jumping bail?
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