Puppy Time !!!
Buddah belly and puppy breath.........mmmmm
This last weekend saw the arrival of a temporary visitor, Sasha the Beaglenator. 7 lbs of Beagle puppy, complete with extra Beagleness. Puppies have 2 speeds, on and off. Mostly it was on, but when it was bed or naptime........it was off. In seconds.
It was pretty cool. She came in and proclaimed all things....hers. This bed? oh, it's mine. That blanket?, mine too. Did you want your other slipper? no good, cause it's mine. Quite the acquisitional little girl. By the end of the 1st day, all large softish things were her beds, all of them, everything else was food.
Bed/food, sleep/eat, on/off. It's all tied into the BeagleBrain. Goes back to the 2 speed theory. Ample amounts of kibbles were of course supplied, but why bother when everything not large and softish is obviously Beagle food. Of course, some things have that very special 'dual status'. Those are things large and softish, and yet food at the same time. Good example of that are those famed Swedish mattress' you've heard about, TemperPedic. I've now learned that they can be lounged upon, while providing a quick snack! Whooda thunk?
Where's the dog? Dunno, thought you knew. There she is. What's she eating? Dunno. Ewww! what is that? Dunno. Why's she eating that? Dunno. etc.
Puppies really, really couldn't care less. "here baby, I'm making you a scrambled egg to go on your kibbles" 'whatever, I'm having a light lunch of this Swifter right now, thank you'. "Shasha, why are you eating the swifter?" 'what's a Swifter?, you done with my eggs yet?...'
All in all a nice weekend.
This last weekend saw the arrival of a temporary visitor, Sasha the Beaglenator. 7 lbs of Beagle puppy, complete with extra Beagleness. Puppies have 2 speeds, on and off. Mostly it was on, but when it was bed or naptime........it was off. In seconds.
It was pretty cool. She came in and proclaimed all things....hers. This bed? oh, it's mine. That blanket?, mine too. Did you want your other slipper? no good, cause it's mine. Quite the acquisitional little girl. By the end of the 1st day, all large softish things were her beds, all of them, everything else was food.
Bed/food, sleep/eat, on/off. It's all tied into the BeagleBrain. Goes back to the 2 speed theory. Ample amounts of kibbles were of course supplied, but why bother when everything not large and softish is obviously Beagle food. Of course, some things have that very special 'dual status'. Those are things large and softish, and yet food at the same time. Good example of that are those famed Swedish mattress' you've heard about, TemperPedic. I've now learned that they can be lounged upon, while providing a quick snack! Whooda thunk?
Where's the dog? Dunno, thought you knew. There she is. What's she eating? Dunno. Ewww! what is that? Dunno. Why's she eating that? Dunno. etc.
Puppies really, really couldn't care less. "here baby, I'm making you a scrambled egg to go on your kibbles" 'whatever, I'm having a light lunch of this Swifter right now, thank you'. "Shasha, why are you eating the swifter?" 'what's a Swifter?, you done with my eggs yet?...'
All in all a nice weekend.
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