Mother Nature just Bitch Slapped me

I feel the need to whine some more.
After the last triade, I actually started to heal. Backs fine again, elbows are still fucked up. I crashed hard 5 days after the burn. Of course, I landed on the then healing burn, and skinned it from one end to the other by sliding on the mud. I figure I secretly wanted a better scar than the burn was gonna leave, so why not fillet it with wet dirt?

That was 2 weeks ago. Sunday was different.
I stopped on a slight downhill to adjust a brake. Fixed it and clipped a foot in to go. I torqued hard expecting little resistance, as I was pointed down a hill. I guess the tire was in a little depression and the fork compressed. I powered myself over the bars without the bike ever moving.
I hit completely flat from my waist to my face. I was still in the pedals, so the bike was in midair for a few moments attached to my feet over my back.
Got the crap knocked outta me, but not even a scratch. Nothing broken, but I was careful for a couple of days due to my previous spleen issues. Nothing torn this time, but I feel like I was punched really hard in the chest....cause I was.
Bitched slapped, me.