Friends help you move.....Real friends help you move the bodies...
Don't piss me off. As da girlfriend's brother said in a phone conversation (he's in New York, building his new house) concerning me, whom he'd not yet met........"yeah, Sis, he treatin' you good?" "If not you lemme know, since I'm doin' the foundation this week, I'm diggin' a big hole...ya know whadda mean?"
Point taken.....specially since most of em carry guns. It's not rocket science.
Some people never seem to get the point. Don't piss someone off. It's not rocket science.
Consider the festive holiday season. 8.3 million anal retentive, backed up, pissed off people, the vast majority in SUV's and minivans.......all competing for the #3 lane merge onto 880 from the NB 280 overpass. Throw in a little rain and these people start believing the car commercials. Que snobby upper west side London voice....."The Lexsux BFG9000, Truly a landmark achievement in automotive engineering" "Reserve your test experience today at"....que overdubbed local dealer voice....."Rodriguez Lexsux and Folkswagen of Menlo Park"
Your stupid fucking Lexus is going to be a fucking landmark achievement alright after I downshift my fucking tranny into 4Xlow, and proceed to drive over your dumb ass. Do you not see the bright fucking yellow Jeep? Oh, you're watching your onboard TV, excuse me. Prolly part of the 'driving experience' you fuckwad.
Speaking of onboard televisions in SUVs......most of you wouldn't believe that there is a STATE of KALIFORNIA referendum coming up in Feb. to discuss the playing of 'porn' on peoples vehicle mounted 'entertainment systems'. Seems that a certain % of the Christian Right thinks it offensive to have to be exposed to 'porn' playing in other peoples moving vehicles. Seems that the programming is easily viewed by other cars, especially at night. Some people find that offensive.
It's not rocket science. Excuse the hell out of me, but...what the fuck are you doing watching television in other peoples moving cars, while driving your own? Yo! You!, Yes You! Get the fuck out of the gene pool NOW! Only in California. Coming into work last Thurs. driving on the 'most dangerous public highway in the United States' SR17 NB/SB. That's hiway 17, north and south bound...depending on the commute time.....I come up behind a yep, Lexsux that kept pulling to the fogline, then straightening out, then drifting to the fogline, then straightening out...etc. I couldn't see who was driving because their rearview mirror was askew. Normally you can see the person in front of youse face. I realized the whole ugly picture then. The mirror was positioned so SHE could see her face, or more importantly the eyeliner pencil she had in her hand. I can see lipstick, but eyeliner takes a steady hand. All this at 60 mph on a curvy wet mountain road. I shifted into 4Xhi, and ran her stupid car over. Not really, but where the fuck are the stupid police when you need them.
I feel much better now. The meds are working again. I think I'll shut down my evil laptop and drive home now.
Point taken.....specially since most of em carry guns. It's not rocket science.
Some people never seem to get the point. Don't piss someone off. It's not rocket science.
Consider the festive holiday season. 8.3 million anal retentive, backed up, pissed off people, the vast majority in SUV's and minivans.......all competing for the #3 lane merge onto 880 from the NB 280 overpass. Throw in a little rain and these people start believing the car commercials. Que snobby upper west side London voice....."The Lexsux BFG9000, Truly a landmark achievement in automotive engineering" "Reserve your test experience today at"....que overdubbed local dealer voice....."Rodriguez Lexsux and Folkswagen of Menlo Park"
Your stupid fucking Lexus is going to be a fucking landmark achievement alright after I downshift my fucking tranny into 4Xlow, and proceed to drive over your dumb ass. Do you not see the bright fucking yellow Jeep? Oh, you're watching your onboard TV, excuse me. Prolly part of the 'driving experience' you fuckwad.
Speaking of onboard televisions in SUVs......most of you wouldn't believe that there is a STATE of KALIFORNIA referendum coming up in Feb. to discuss the playing of 'porn' on peoples vehicle mounted 'entertainment systems'. Seems that a certain % of the Christian Right thinks it offensive to have to be exposed to 'porn' playing in other peoples moving vehicles. Seems that the programming is easily viewed by other cars, especially at night. Some people find that offensive.
It's not rocket science. Excuse the hell out of me, but...what the fuck are you doing watching television in other peoples moving cars, while driving your own? Yo! You!, Yes You! Get the fuck out of the gene pool NOW! Only in California. Coming into work last Thurs. driving on the 'most dangerous public highway in the United States' SR17 NB/SB. That's hiway 17, north and south bound...depending on the commute time.....I come up behind a yep, Lexsux that kept pulling to the fogline, then straightening out, then drifting to the fogline, then straightening out...etc. I couldn't see who was driving because their rearview mirror was askew. Normally you can see the person in front of youse face. I realized the whole ugly picture then. The mirror was positioned so SHE could see her face, or more importantly the eyeliner pencil she had in her hand. I can see lipstick, but eyeliner takes a steady hand. All this at 60 mph on a curvy wet mountain road. I shifted into 4Xhi, and ran her stupid car over. Not really, but where the fuck are the stupid police when you need them.
I feel much better now. The meds are working again. I think I'll shut down my evil laptop and drive home now.
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